Pat Brown and Bea Robbins, two American tourists, were visiting
a small village in Ireland they got talking to Murphy, the bus driver.
They asked him, "Who's the oldest man in this village?"
Murphy said, "We haven't got one - he died last week."

Mrs. Flanagan was talking to Father O'Hara about women's lib.
She said, "Even the church is Pro-Male in lots of ways."
To make her point she asked Father,
"Why do you say A*MEN instead of A*WOMEN."
He said, "For the same reason we sing HYMNS not HERS.

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